Because I don't think Nintendo Wii is as great as most people say. As far as I'm concerned, only one game for Wii caught my attention: Super Smash Bros. Brawl; the rest is crap for me. Name one good game for Wii. Oh, right, Resident Evil 4. Well, it doesn't count since it's available for PlayStation 2 as well. Twilight Princess? Nintendo's worse idea. Link's always been left-handed, so why the hell did they change it? They stated they mirrored the Game Cube Version (for God's sake, they mirrored it! What a bunch of lazy guys!) for it would be easier for right-handed people to play it. Really? So tell me, what about the left handed people? Trash'em? Of course not. I'll tell you the real reason: did you see when Twilight Princess was released for wii? November 19th, 2006. Wii? November 19th, 2006. Get my point? Merchandising. If they didn't make a Wii version of TP, Nintendo Wii wouldn't have become so popular as fast as it became. Yes, the GameCube version came a month later, but it was originaly designed for the GameCube, so if you only played or first played the Wii version, you played the "wrong" version.

Moving on, no, the Wiimote is not cool for me. It's horrible to play with that thing. And don't tell me it's just because I don't know how to play with it, because I used to play it every Sunday on a friend's house. Wario Ware, Resident Evil 4, Wii Sports, twilight Princess... Name a Wii game and play it, it doesn't change the fact that for me the Wiimote sucks. Wat's worst: people say Wii is amazing, not because of the graphics (even though they're not that great), not because of the games, but simply because of the Wiimote! C'mon people, just because you are playing with a motion sensing remote for the first time, it doesn't mean it's the coolest and most inovating thing ever. Wiimote is horrible, and I'm totally not the only person who think like that.

Now let's go back to Super Smash Bros. Brawl: if I was loaded with money, yes, I'd buy a Wii, just because of SSBB, because that game rocks!!! But I'm saving money for a PlayStation 3, so no deal.

Well, at least the PS3 is worth all the money I'm going to spend on it, while Wii is not even worth all this. And they're going to have Metal Gear Solid 4 for PS3. And Final Fantasy XIII (Versus included). And Devil May Cry 4 (they already have it)! Plus, Wii graphics = PS2 graphics, and that's just freaking horrible, since Wii is part of the seventh generation of video games with graphics from the sixth one! ZOMFG, totally not cool.

By the way, yes, I agree Snake's participation in SSBB is a great idea. I do, really! The only thing that sucks about it, is the reason he's in. Wanna know it? "Hi Nintendo, I'm a huge MGS fan, wich is only for Sony consoles (TTS sucks!), and now you have Snake in a Nintendo game and I can kick Pikachu's ass with him! OMG, I'm totally buying a Wii just because of Snake's participation in SSBB!" sort of thing, so yeah, I hate this reason. >_>''

Just to finish this, if you are a great Nintendo fan, then you're probably mad with everything I said about Nintendo. However, if you're a huge Nintendo fan, then you probably agree with me. Don't think I'm bashing it because it's fun, for I don't see anything funny about bashing Nintendo. In fact I AM a huge Nintendo fan. My first videogame was a SNES, followed by my first hanheld console, wich was the Gameboy. Then I won a Nintendo 64, switched my old Gameboy for a Color, bought a GameCube, changed GBC for GBA, bought a GBA SP and then I stoped (saving money for PS3, remember?). I've never had a PS, nor a PS2, nor an XBox, so do you really think it's fun for me, saying all these things about Nintendo? Please, they're facing a crisis, there's nothing funny about it! Nintendo stated that they don't care about graphics, they just want to make fun for children! It's crisis core! (not Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core for PSP, a fiction, but Nintendo's crisis core, wich is real). I've always loved Zelda games, always played Mario games (even though they screwed every Mario game since Mario Sunshine), so I'm not making fun of Nintendo. In fact, as a real Nintendo fan, it pains me to see their despair. I really wish I could say Nintendo Wii is awesome, but it's not the truth. Unfortunately, Nintendo's not inovating anymore, it's taking desperate measures (as if Sonic in Nintendo games weren't proof enough). Nintendo can't create brand new games anymore, it just survives on the classics. *cough mario zelda ssb metroid cough* And that's everything I have to say about it.

By the way, if you have something to comment about it, please, do it politely, otherwise you will be ignored. Thanks.

~tipsybluetips, you have been TAGGED. With the Master Sword. Now you can die a happy girl. 8)~

And yes, I have played Ocarina of Time twice (and I'm currently playing it for the third time), so you don't really need to explain that Zelda and Sheik are the same person, I already know it, kthxbai.

Undeniable logic (c) =Hail-NekoYasha
Ganondorf, Pink gay thing, Zelda, Sheik, Link and Navi (c) Nintendo.
Cloud and WallMarket!Cloud (c) Square-Enix.
sOLiD Snake (c) Hideo Kojima ()
Original SSB meme (c) *AlisaChristopher

EDIT: I slightly changed my description in order not to piss anyone off, since it was not my intention. I hope it's better now! Thanks to ~Rocket-Friday for pointing this out.